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Late 2002 - 2003

Sightings around Las Vegas of Mr. Man himself have the natives restless. New casinos in his name are being proposed and argued over as we speak. A mountain range west of the 215 will be renamed to Mr. Man Mountain. A theme park is being considered.

2001 NEWS

Aleks will be leaving the Bay Area in August 2001 to pursue life in the urban tropic jungle of Tanglaw, Mandaluyon City, MM, Philippines where he will continue his research for his next project "Filipino Tattoos." This book project has been in the making for four years and should be complete sometime this decade.

January 2002
Aleks is now in the urban jungle of Los Angeles in hot pursuit of opening his first tattoo shop, a video production house, a talent agency and a tapioca pearl drink cafe and internet bar for non-saavy computer users.

Figueroa Reportedly in Talks with John Woo
Posted 7/18/01

Mr. Showbiz reports Aleks is talking with John Woo about an appearance in Woo's planned Hard-Boiled remake. Wonder what he'll look like blazing them guns in Makati!

Contributed by AP

Romes' Dark Confessions In The Dark

NEW FOR 2002!

In the Summer of 2001, Rome befriends a fine Pilipina and she invites him to her home in Moonwalk, Philippines. He thought he would get some but to his surprise her dad invites him to his gun showcase room . Rumor has it, Rome is now the best driver in Moonwalk and has ever since been making double barrell dumps.

Gossip

Despite the rumors of Aleks being spotted in male bath houses this past winter, we can verify that this is not true. His leading co-stars, Jonsen Vitug and Andy Bellows, were trying to cover up their secret romance with one another by telling the tabloids that Aleks was guilty. The frolicking with the zoo animals is not true either.

In an exclusive interview, Andy "Rubberpants" Bellows admits the long-haired producer is man enough for him. Andys' wish is to grab his locks and spoon him until he goes to sleep.

Jonsen "Rubberducky" Vitug was last seen in the Castro wearing chaps and a white wig exclaiming, "I am Mama Donna! Blonde Ambition Baby! Eat your heart out you white bi#@*hes!"

Meanwhile in New York, Duncan "Tutu" Cooper is contemplating a career switch from dancer to professional world traveler. It is rumored he may take residence in the Philippines as a principal dancer. His role of playing a tree is under negotiation.

Figueroa Flash

Rome has given up surfing for knitting. Mia has decided to teach singing lessons to local rock n' roll bands.

12 year old Mica has developed a strong right arm to compete in the world arm wrestling championships in 2002 held in Tanglaw, Mandaluyong City, Philippines.

Be sure to let me know what you hear and I'll add it to this page!